A collection of the best sports bloopers.

There are a few things Washington Wizards shooting guard Bradley Beal can't live without when he hits the road. From snacks like skittles or barbecue chips to his Nike Air Force Ones, these are the NBA star's travel essentials.

With GQ Sports, the real action is off the field. Get an all-access pass to the world's coolest, most stylish athletes like Baker Mayfield, Jimmy Butler, Kyrie Irving, Odell Beckham, Jr., and Lewis Hamilton with original series like My Essentials, Actually Me, Tattoo Tour, On the Rocks, and Collected. Watch a GQ editor try his hand at pro sports in Above Average Joe. And get an all-access look into how athletes shop, train, travel, and showcase their love of style, menswear, and sneakers.

10 Things Bradley Beal Can't Live Without | GQ Sports

Garfunkel and Oates sing their version of a sports anthem. Featuring Britanick (Brian McElhaney and Nick Kocher), Spencer Treat Clarke, Kyle Dunnigan, Gian Molina and David Scales.

Directed by Riki Lindhome. Produced by Adam Hendricks. DP Jay Hunter & Charles Papert. Edited by Lisa Hendricks. Production Design by Justin Lieb.

LYRICS:

I promise I really totally care who wins
If there's a net or hoop or hole in the ground, I hope they get it in
If they want to go to all the bases, I hope they do
If they're supposed to run past a line or whatever, I hope they do that, too

Sports go sports!

May they top their opponents numerically in the allotted time
Lest they disenfranchise their audience
and see their revenues decline

May the partakers be sturdy and rapid
In the spirited energies they exert
May they be victorious in perpetuity
Don't I look cute in this football shirt






Sports go sports! Athletics are number one! Participants are heroes! Go team yeah!

This is the most important thing that's ever occurred
The vicarious fulfillment of your dream that got deferred
You has aspirations as a kid but you didn't have the skill
So you watch genetically superior people do the things you never will

Sports go Sports!

May the competitors you prefer
best their opposing equivalents:
So you can somehow feel connected to the feat of your self-appointed constituents
May the hours you spend watching post-match pontificators
Amplify the thrill of being a witness
And better your predictive aptitude
For your squad's future physical fitness

Sports go sports! Athletics are number one! Participants are heroes! Go team yeah!


Watching abile-bodied millionaires play with each other
Watching less agile millionaire talk about it on TV
May they compile copious points so they are rewarded and meritorious
So you feel temporarily, adjacently victorious

Sports go sports! Athletics are number one! Participants are heroes! Go team yeah!

Every other word:
Sports! Sports! Athletics! Number! Participants! Heroes! Go! Yeah!

Every other other word:
Go! Athletics! Number! Are! Team!

Now in Latin:
Ludis ire ludis
Arcu sunt optimum
Participants sunt heroes
Ire quadrigus sic

Now the truth:
If you could only throw a ball
You'd have a hotter wife
Lots and lots of money
And a way better life
And a way better life
Go Sports!

There are a few things heavyweight boxer Tyson Fury can't live without when he hits the road. From a pack of playing cards to his head shaver, these are Tyson Fury's travel essentials.

With GQ Sports, the real action is off the field. Get an all-access pass to the world's coolest, most stylish athletes like Baker Mayfield, Jimmy Butler, Kyrie Irving, Odell Beckham, Jr., and Lewis Hamilton with original series like My Essentials, Actually Me, Tattoo Tour, On the Rocks, and Collected. Watch a GQ editor try his hand at pro sports in Above Average Joe. And get an all-access look into how athletes shop, train, travel, and showcase their love of style, menswear, and sneakers.

10 Things Tyson Fury Can't Live Without | GQ Sports

20 EXAMPLES OF INSTANT KARMA IN SPORTS

There are a few things Portland Trail Blazers point guard Damian Lillard can't live without when he hits the road. From his man purse to his Audemars Piguet watch, these are the NBA star's travel essentials.

With GQ Sports, the real action is off the field. Get an all-access pass to the world's coolest, most stylish athletes like Baker Mayfield, Jimmy Butler, Kyrie Irving, Odell Beckham, Jr., and Lewis Hamilton with original series like My Essentials, Actually Me, Tattoo Tour, On the Rocks, and Collected. Watch a GQ editor try his hand at pro sports in Above Average Joe. And get an all-access look into how athletes shop, train, travel, and showcase their love of style, menswear, and sneakers.

10 Things Damian Lillard Can't Live Without | GQ Sports

Denver Broncos star linebacker Von Miller's closet is just about big enough that you could get lost in it. At a cool 2,000 square feet, Von's closet is lined with sneakers, suits, glasses and hats beyond count. And we were lucky enough to get a taken on a tour of the closet by the man himself.

With GQ Sports, the real action is off the field. Get an all-access pass to the world's coolest, most stylish athletes like Baker Mayfield, Jimmy Butler, Kyrie Irving, Odell Beckham, Jr., and Lewis Hamilton with original series like My Essentials, Actually Me, Tattoo Tour, On the Rocks, and Collected. Watch a GQ editor try his hand at pro sports in Above Average Joe. And get an all-access look into how athletes shop, train, travel, and showcase their love of style, menswear, and sneakers.

Inside Von Miller's 2,000 sq ft Closet | The Walk-In | GQ Sports

There are a few things New Orleans Pelicans shooting guard JJ Redick can't live without when he hits the road. From his travel blazer to his Common Projects sneakers, these are the NBA star's travel essentials.

With GQ Sports, the real action is off the field. Get an all-access pass to the world's coolest, most stylish athletes like Baker Mayfield, Jimmy Butler, Kyrie Irving, Odell Beckham, Jr., and Lewis Hamilton with original series like My Essentials, Actually Me, Tattoo Tour, On the Rocks, and Collected. Watch a GQ editor try his hand at pro sports in Above Average Joe. And get an all-access look into how athletes shop, train, travel, and showcase their love of style, menswear, and sneakers.

10 Things JJ Redick Can't Live Without | GQ Sports

100 BEAUTIFUL MOMENTS OF RESPECT IN SPORTS

Paralympian murder accused Oscar Pistorius can now travel abroad to compete in international events.
The North Gauteng high court today relaxed his bail conditions, and scrapped others.
The Blade Runner was not in court.
His lawyers applied for the conditions to be changed to allow Pistorius to travel.
The 26-year-old athlete is currently out on one million rand bail.
He was charged with the Valentine's Day murder of his model girlfriend
Reeva Steenkamp.

Paralympian murder accused Oscar Pistorius can now travel abroad to compete in international events.
The North Gauteng high court today relaxed his bail conditions, and scrapped others.
The Blade Runner was not in court.
His lawyers applied for the conditions to be changed to allow Pistorius to travel.
The 26-year-old athlete is currently out on one million rand bail.
He was charged with the Valentine's Day murder of his model girlfriend
Reeva Steenkamp.

#Prince_Harry today embarked on his final round of engagements as a senior working royal as he launched a new eco-friendly travel firm in #Edinburgh - and asked delegates 'just to call him Harry'.

The Duke is attending his first public event in the UK since late January, when he left his homeland to rejoin his wife #Meghan_Markle and son #Archie Harrison in #Canada.